Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
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Aryan is as much Avestan as much as it is Sanskrit. Avestan is the then language of Eastern Iranians and Aryan is “considered” the ancient spelling of the word “Iranian”. Even your Wikiepedic Sankrit know-how should have told you that! Quit harping about Nobility. nobility is one virtue that is self refuting: no noble man would ever claim them to be noble, outright.
British did the divide-and-conquer and your braindead, white-worshiping politicians fed the Aryan/Dravid’n crap to masses that swallowed it quite willingly. I regard this as the worst thing Brits have done to us, far worse than that horrid partition. In my opinion we are all of the same stock and Ns have very strong pre-mogul/mogul influence, both in genes and culture. We would never know how the pure, indigenous N culture would have looked like; may be it would have resembled that of south.
I myself is a half-N and half-S and have lived in almost every major city in India. I dunno if you have ever crossed Delhi, btw! I make myself clear: I don’t hate Ns or southies; but, I just can’t stand that (sizable) faction that keep belittling southies (on such sick things like food and skin colour) _and_ keep harping about Aryans/Dravid’ns. What daft moron would claim that rotis are better than rice and vice versa?! it’s just food, for god sake people! Such morons make me puke. It’s like Hitler-Jews all over again, only replace the brave, lunatic Hitler by a scheming low-life that has some severe identity crisis.
Do not make southies north-man’s-burden; as Lord said, southies population is far less compared to Ns. Ns take _far_ more than what they give and southies give _far_ more than what they take. Check your numbers; besides the outsider to local ratio is _far_ more in south that north. Also there is none even remotely comparable to giants like Ramanujan, Raman, Chandrasekar, G N Ramachandran, Visveshwaraiah from North. Baba and Sarabhai were more managerial than technical and came _much_ later when the environment was favourable.
My name, you imbecile, is Ram because am a Hindu and Indian. Get that fact into your numskull.
Anyway, you are boring mate; you contradict yourself in any two posts put together. prefer arguing with someone that has got some semblance of brain; can’t drag myself down to yourlevel any further. so ciao
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You moron you are the lying scheming rat. No one with north Indian blood would talk like you do. You are pretending to be north Indian how pathetic.
Its so funny that you claim that north Indians aren’t brave, read Indian history. Porus, Prithviraj Chauhan, Ranjit Singh, Shivaji all north Indians. Hinduism is alive today because of north Indians.
Sarabhai CREATED ISRO. Maybe all that rice has given you brain problems.
You fools brought up race to begin with not ME. I don’t think there is a ‘same stock’. Climate and food do a lot.
Oh and I’ve been all the way down to Mumbai and Pune. The Maharashtrians were telling me how bad the Madrassis (you guys) had ruined their great state. LOL.
Again stop being so arrogant do something for India and show some gratitude.
If you really had been all over India, were a good brave man and had seen poverty in Rajasthan and Uttar Pradesh you would want to do something about it not brag about some heartless nerds like Raman or Ramanujan. It just shows the South Indian character.
Yessirah Yessirah to the British and the Muslims and now you think you are superior because of others sacrifices for your independence.
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dude ram, we are arguing with a turban head snake charmer here. didnt you notice the similarities in thosE ala ho akber jehadees and this turban head? If these turban heads occupied ISRO, we wudn’t have rockets… we would have seen the same hand held missiles used by Iraqees lmao! North indians are obviously hired by us to guard our borders.. you know we employed these watchmen and gave them some money to buy food.. and they come back and fire at us…shit these dogs are not honest LOL!! fucking lepers
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Seriously we should drop you guys in Lahore right now so you can do some work instead of running your mouth like a woman.
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Why do you bring women here? Let them do their work. Moslems always degrade women and you did the same. As you post more number times you are just proving how arab you are. And we deployed you in Lahore to do the job for us. Stop complaining and do the work assigned to you.
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Man you SHOULD be degrading your women have you seen how ugly and fat they are?
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so umm your falling a little low? I dont degrade women cause our culture didn’t teach us such jehadi attitude. umm talking about laidies, your guinea pigs (north indian women) look ugly and fat too. if we nuke bollywood, rest of north india is all shit and piss. i’ve seen many ugly north india faces.. infact my colleague is a ponjebi ..she stinks like shit prolly north indians dont bath (like their arab forefathers)
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i personally think north indians are genetically improper.. they should be ‘perfected’ and ‘cleansed’
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You will rarely see a good looking southie girl, fair or dark. The ones who are good looking look like they have northern blood in them. sharp nose, good features etc.
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as if beautiful north girl’s frequency is higer.. bull crap. european babes are best. the raped up north guinea piggies.. north women exist only to make those circle breads n sweep the house. and in the night when the turban head returns( her sexual partner) she reveals that filthy hairy pussy and get raped by aids dicks… pathetic arabs
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