Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
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LOL!! the whole world can now see how aryan’ish’ the north indians are. woah now these scum bags are exposed and the whole world now acknowledges how ugly these people are… LMAO!!
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Oyeee beta sit down and listen to some musikan!!!
You are wayyy to angry.
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NIs even now lick muslim arse. most of your popular actors are katloos. shah ruk khan, amir khan, salman khan, zhahid khan. u NI gals AND guys liked katloos raping/fucking you so much that you lick their arse everyday. also your politicians licks muslim arses for votes and all you guys do so too. may be your politicians like muslims because they know that katloos are their fore father.
don’t you talk about Hinduism. only SI have true hinduism with understanding. NI are all noise/show and no substance. you guys wear tens of “lucky” stones in fingers to bribe small gods. am sure if some one says Allah will grand money better, they will switch to Allah in no time!
all NIs do is to ape west. also they don’t even know tgat Hindi is a result of Urdu raping Sankrit. they proudly speak it where ever they go, not knowing that they are acknowledging that they are half katloos.
NIs don’t know about southern freedom fighters because your circle bread eating politicians raped indian history. they say akbhar and go was a peaceful leader! what a joke! may the historian wanted his ancestor to appear good..also never a muslim invasion crossed in to heart lands of south. south is the only place muslims cudn’t conquer. may be they were too bsy creating children to leave behind when they are bored of your guys and gals.
your father and grand father are shit scared about southies intelligence / goodness / decency. that is why they transferred they impotence as anger to you folks..
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Every honest south Indian knows what North Indians have done for the country.
If we bowed to the Muslims like the REST of the civilized world did then there would not be Hindus or Sikhs left.
And you were conquered just later. Shivaji Maharaj stopped Aurangzed in his tracks when he tried to go south of the deccan. LEARN YOUR FUCKING HISTORY ASSHOLES.
South Indians are much more money hungry.
For a south it goes:
1)Region
2)state
3)money
4)India
India is last on your list thats why you always mock BIMARU people.
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Now you know why north indians are being hated !! 😀
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fkhead, look at Aurangazeb’s time Mogul map. Aurangazeb’s regime spread beyond Maharashtra. you are soo stupid man, Shivaji is a Hindu and, unlike u arse licking NIs, he is brave and a true Indian, so we have no problem with him. in fact, we like Shivaji. But only a NI called jai singh (who licked Aurangazeb) helped Aurangazeb in defeating Shivaji. you guys sure are Mogul lickers.
you guys like your turbanhead Mogul fathers so much that you praise TajMahal even over something as wonderful like Konark/Belur/Halbedu/Thanjore temples. because your populated-like-pigs BIMARU buggers vote only TajMahal is selected for world wonders. fools, dont call yourself Hindus. you guys again establish that you guys are half katloos, speaking soiled, murdered and mongrel-mixed Sanskrit that you call Hindi.
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A South Indian calling a North Indian a nigger? That’s a laugh.
Why don’t we just throw these Dravidian idiots out of our cities?
Let the fuckers fend for themselves in their oh-so-great cities.
@All South Indians:
If you won’t learn Hindi, then fuck off from our cities.
The reason why a city like Bangalore has done so well is not because Kannadigas worked their asses off, but because North Indians did so.
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Dude get your facts straight. It is not kannadigas who made bangalore, It is Telugu people who made bangalore. Forget about north indians they are not even 2% of the population guys, my god you guys are total jokers :-))…keep fighting Gulti’s will rule entire India, they are anyway doing it silently. Sambhal Jow Yaar ab tho…common.
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We have in our town thousands of north indian asshole cleaning our toilets and eating our waste. Mother fuckers are beaten daily for spitting liters of pan and they still lick our shit. I am tamilan, but I can say that Banglore is made by intelligent Kerala people. Every university in kerala keep the standard and they are cool and friendly people. They are most trusted and courageous people especially people from malabar area, If you have a malayi friend you can dare stand with any fucking person. he will be with you till his last breath.
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hahahha punjabis and north indians bastards who think they are so called aryans are fucked left right and centre by Aussies…..that will teach who the shit u really are …nothing but a bunch of mongrels pretending to be more than what u should be.
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hi
i am a tamil girl doing Post Graduation in New Delhi
Whatever u have mentioned in ur post is right. But this is human mentality to discriminate people based on their language, caste, colour,status etc…
Even in my college, I have seen this. My room mate was a north Indian and she was a nice girl.In four yrs of college life i had never seen her complaining abt south indian food or people or Culture but at the same time one of my class mate (a boy from Himachal Pradesh )used to complain about each and everything so we never interacted withhim. If i had never met my roommate, i would have had a prejudiced idea abt northindians. So we cannot generalise anything by seeing few people. The samething wen i came to Delhi, wen i interact with Tamil Boys, I feel they r narrow minded compare to north Indian Boys or may be Metropolitan Guys. They always comment on the way how north Indian Girl dress u and praising abt the south indian culture and all those stuff
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Hi All,
Before i start something.. i would say both north and south indians are assholes to larger extent. When south indins says that north indians people were fucked by afghans, chinese and britishers ,,, indirectly we safeguarded south indian mothers and sisters. South Indians maarry in their near maternal relative just like muslims….u morones assholes ,,, u r following the same trend as of pathans and muslims and abusing north indians of being getting raped. Yes i m proud more to be raped by someone else rather than raping my own sisters and aunt. U sisterfuckers ………U boast of industrial and IT developement in South India ,,, Ashok leyand was started by north indian guy (Raghunandan Saran),,but due to south assholes domination this company never grew to enitre india and here tata ruled the world and india. You people claim that u r good at mathematics but high Chartered accoutants and IITs are from North India. Your motherfucker narayan murthy started Infosys long back in 1980 but only got success to india;s liberlisation which was again implemented by north indian PM.
You know why we came to banglore and chennai for jobs …Because in outsource services south pronunciation had larger MTI( mother tongue influence) compared to North Indians. Southy assholes are good at technical skills but lack at entreprenurial and leadership skills (even though S. Ramadorai and Narayan muthy are exception). Tell me the individual players / sportperson who got olympic gold medals from south india. …. north statistics will always be high. U lame morones .. it was easy for you to learn English to just lick ass of your british servient and learning english at that time claimed you to be more educated. If you were educated , then u would have not celebrated girl’s first menstruation cycle, which is prominent in south indian culture. Tell me the people from your domain who has recived param veer chakra… You people are such asshole that u cannot planu u r resources , thats why marwaris , gujjus and punabis are trading in your region. U have only IIT chennai , IIM Banglore , we have IIM-A , IITB, IITKanpur, kkharagpur, IIT D and ample amount of north indian facutlties do teach in all these institutions. U boast of ISRO , read the basics in which SK mitra’s research (he was bengali ) was used for tombstone in ISRO and eventually Homi jahangir bhaba taking it up. U again bosat that chennai is becoming Detroit of Asia,,, agreed but do u have all the capability to run these organisations. No assholes ,,, these companies go and recruit North Indian guys from IIT, NITs …..Last but not least but south assholes u have to agree that all south Indian women crave for north indian guys and same case with mens also,,,,,,,,,,,
I think i have posted valid comments …. sorry for offensive language but could not resisted using after reading the posts …
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liberization was initiated by south Indian, great PV sir … learn history dumb fellow .
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Did you read history correctly! Manmohan singh was pioneer of liberlisation “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_liberalisation_in_India”. It was initiated by Rajeev gandhi also but somehow couldn’t take place.
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Hello!
I’m sorry I may not be that deep into the subject but I think u guys should make up and be friends. U share so much! Some 500 years (which for India isn’t really so long)you where united and happy. Probably because you both had one enemy – non-Indian invaders.
I know u may say it’s easy for me to say, but I’m sure u can overcome this discord.
You are so great! Don’t fight!
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