Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
The Bach 
bubble what?
ENGLISH motherfucker, do you speak it?
Africans invaded north India? Actually no. South India had trade with Africa, not the north.
the north was in contact with Europe and Mesopotamia.
You all look like Africans, like Ethopians with straight hair. Thats what the British called you. They called us ARYANS.
Aryaputra.
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dravidians are the true ancestors of Greeks. Thats the reason south indians champion math, physics, sciences, IT etc. Here is what the greek author said:
http://www.omakoio.gr/book13_eng.htm
Now coming to the flat nose circle bread eating monkeys of north india: Max Muller called them aryan ‘tribes’, even though he insulted then and there itself, he knew that these blood mother fuckers dont retaliate as his skin is white. so he went on assigning what even words came to his mind. and north indian women opened their filthy stinky pussies to be raped.
the moslems came into india, raped all north indian moms and brought the african slaves. as a punishment, they asked africans to rape the north indian moms again. as we all know, north indian moms just love sex and are next to street dogs. so today we see all these bubble nose shit and circles eating nothern monkeys who can only conduct RIOTS (bebra mosjed riots, godre riots) kill among themselves. north indian hindus killed sekhs and mioslems and vice versa.
to conclude, give the north indian chimpanzees some cicle breads (throw at them) they will entertain you by killing themselves(you can watch that at leisure in some good south indian news channels as a premier) … LMAO!!!!!
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Lord u absolutely right in one of the points u have raised. While growing up in the South India nobody taught us to hate North Indians. Before going into North India, I never knew how these ratty people hate South Indians. I think actually it is a hate formed by fear, a fear of being overshadowed by the superior South Indians.
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north indian cities are shit …so no need to spell or pronounce correctly..and we dont want to ..u northie shit spell geography as what you did spell like you argued earlier…oohh…i dont know that …
Do you spell English ? or you shit northies have your own spelling for that ??? LOL ..northies are raped victims…by the invaders..
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alright, euphemisms aside, our raped up sonofabitch BIMARU rat didn’t understand what “bubble like endings” meant. it is negro nose. just watch your chimp neighbors or your parents on north indians in general .. north indians came from northern africa. they were raped by arabians when they were passing arabia and then slowly afgenestens became their forefathers as they too started raping them. finally the mogels, mongols, africans themselves (LMAO!!!) and our british.. recently the bangledesh too.. dam what a terrible history
You know what? the bangledesh killed 13 north indians by TORTURING them and still the ‘mighty’ north indians cant even scratch the ass of bagledesh … still they want to be called as ‘aryans’ LMAO!!!!
reality is north indians are a pile of shit… nobody wants to touch them
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We,SIs are not only more cultured than NIs, but are also more broadminded reg. accepting, accommodating people from other cultures and treating them with courtesy. But Northies (in North India),though possibly broad bodied than us, are narrow minded when interacting with SIs. They tend to criticize the Southies’ English accent and even for not being able to speak Hindi. They tend to project as if everything originating in the North is good and tasteful (eg Music, Movies, etc) and, everything connected with SIs is not up to their so called benchmark.Truly NIs are untouchables.
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Haha dude South Indians are the ones with blunt features everyone knows that.
You may have like 10 percent of your popul. with sharp features but thats because north Indians fvcked your people. We still do it. All your good looking girls go for north Indian guys. Hema Malini, Aishwarya, Sridevi. HAHAHAHA
And what is this african sh!t? You know that Aurangzeb sent Siddi generals from Ethopia against north Indians and we cut them to pieces. Literally. You people are idiots you don’t understand Indian history. The Moghuls didn’t have control over north India. The Rajputs and Sikhs and Jatts were constantly rebelling. They had basic control, but it was an occupation. Aurangzeb and other emperors lost not thousands of soldiers but 100,000 plus just against one Indian king!!
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Look at Vajpayees bodyguards you think a puny South Indian would fvck with them?
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look at your negroidal vojpeye popeye what ever thats the nose that i was talking about. nah nobody said it was just south indians that had blunt features except you taliban sonofabitches(whose opinion doesnt matter anyway)… for an average joe its ‘whats the difference between you and them’, when a BIMARU was trying to boast the way you tried to.. more over he shit in his pants when asked about joining KKK ..ROFLMAO!!!
and they aren’t body guards. you dont call the bamboo sticks as guards LOL!! we ‘d just drop a tomahawk 2 miles away from those ‘guards’ should see how cowardly sonofabitches they can become.. BIMARUs pathetic BIMARUS
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North Indians pushing Bharat forward!
Madrasi:
Cannn I get someving farrr you Sar? yessirah British Sahib!!!
Vajpayee at AGE 82 then most madrassis at any age.
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