Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
The Bach 
Ok i’ve been watching all the north indian bastards posting here for while. here are the points about north indians in chennai:
1. All of them who land here are poor. They cannot afford a decent restaurant meal here
2. They come from remote north indian villages(delhi, noida, goregaon) and exhibit their instincts after coming here
3. They live in very cheap colonies (where the slums in chennai live) because its cheap
4. Even after coming to south they speak like Lord said, their forefather’s languages which cannot be understood and are very disturbing to a peaceful mind
5. All north indians don’t know what manners is. They come to various parts of south for jobs but they couldn’t learn a right path
6. Finally I agree with Lord that all north indians should be genetically corrected. They don’t have any hinduism any more. They were treated like shit by muslims and like Lord said, they were raped many times.
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Is that why all important people in Hinduism came from the NORTH?
Why don’t you say this to a northerners face? Oh yea I forgot he will kick your 5 foot 6 ass thats why.
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1)You come to bangalore,u can see north indian guys with their wives and 3-4 kids approach u and beg you in hindi for money, but no south indians in north and all in the traffic signals, the beggars are northies,why the hell u are coming to south india for a living,…you have just big mouths,nothing else.
2)@Siddharth, were you one such beggar visited chennai, jan 2007 and could not stand the competition and returned to ur grave? You northies dont have the habit of brushing teeth and You dont clean ur arses after *hitting due to that scratching ur arses in front of women coz of anal itching,drilling noses with your dirt filled fingers nails in the public,etc,u complain that south indians dont have a shower and manners..u northie piece of junk..if you dont like south india, why the shit you pigs are packing your rotten rotis,families full of elephant fart,traveling to south india to visit rameshwaram, kanyakumari and ruin the cleanliness of those places.if possible vacate all your tents from south india, fuckers u have no life there, beggars.think about the delhi school video, u guys please never talk about manners,character etc..you are not even fit enough to pronounce those words..
3)northies in south india – are pawnbrokers,have pawnshops next to the street toilets,sell fused electric items,run brothel houses,best pimps for their wives and other females in the family,.. but no south indians in north india.
4)AIDS – the famous north india ranks #1 in Asia, where the northies have manners, cutlure,etc.Are u going to say that is due to ignorance? then you retards are illiterates.There are no red light areas in south india,u are talking about culture and manners, piggie b*st*rds..
5)in bangalore,nobody is ready to rent their houses to a northie(i have seen news paper cutting in this blog)that is true,i really appreciate that coz of your nasty worthless behavior & conduct + always making noise in hindi as if you guys are the ONLY wisest assholes in this galaxy etc.
6)i dont know why these numbskull northies are coming to bangalore and chennai for studies and doing coumputer courses, coz u have no education in ur bombarded villages & cities, and for jobs too. You know this, official capital – delhi, financial capital – bombay, cultutal capital- calcutta,intellecutal capital – madras.you do not have to visit south india to look at the women in the hoardings,better do your pimp business in ur villages or try to do a scam with cow dung business.
7)almost the actresses in south indian films are northie characterless shitty (beauty..LOL) bitches, why do they have to sell their p*ss*es and giving ‘heads’ – from the low level light boys to film producers for chances to act.just cos of money,what south indian producers pay.
8)just making noise,raising your decibel will never prove you northies are intelligent,educated,pure,full of manners & characteretc….you should know that forever.
9)i know hindi and sanskrit,but ashamed to speak in Hindi,just cos others should not neglect and avoid me as if i am a northie… you guys are so cheap in everything.
10)@Haryana- where did i say ‘smart’??u lunatic blind mother fuc*er,u guys have brains in between the groins,so u cant have constructive thougts,always think about beautiful women in hoardings,gorgeous northie chics,pimping etc,u all have only distorted minds,so u could be foxy,cunning,u could not have a constructive thought, mother fu##er,
11)@ Siddharth – do you feel like sitting on shit to know the real face of nothies,that is,why asked the author to close the blog,fucker.
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north indians in general bring their mothers to south india and ask them to fuck their mothers for 10 rupees an hour. when a rich south indian spits on their face, they will reduce it to 2 rupees an hour.after their mothers dont sell well, they pimp their sisters and wives… they get raped by chinese and pekestenese and they try to become rich in south by pimping their wives who are still fresh. they feel happy about it. finally they try olympics and find that they dont have it in them, return home and eat shit..LMAO!
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Haha north Indian actresses do south Indian movies because you Dravidian bitches complain about your rights so much.
“Ooooo they always portray us as ugly fools mondoloo pundogogo!!!”
All your best women have been fucked by northerners. Hema Malini, Aishwarya Rai, Sridevi lord.
You should start spending all your money on the north, because thats the only place people visit. Punjab/Haryana/Delhi or Rajasthan or UP or MP.
No one wants to see Kolkatttta commies or south Indian veddoids.
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@ haryana – only 3?? anyone else ??? you cant list more, u stupid c*nt,but u want me to list the entire northie sick ,gorgeous beautiful bitches fucked up by south indians light boys in the film industry??
u mongrel, we dont visit deserts like Punjab/Haryana/Delhi or Rajasthan or UP or MP, only idiots like u northies live there..
again im telling you -> just making noise,raising your decibel will never prove you northies are intelligent,educated,pure,full of manners & characteretc….you should know that forever.
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Haha no one was “fvcked” by southies. All the women wear saris in your movies. If a woman shows a bit of skin its considered sexy.
HAHAHAHA.
I bet Asin’s dad was northie.
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see,how cheap u northies are …
always think of females , pussies etc..
read this statistics….
Comparison between North India and South India.
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Per capita income (Rs.) 8433 13629
Literacy rate (%) 53 74
Per capita expenditure on public health (Rs.) 92 127
Proportion of households with electricity (%) 49 74
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u should be proud that no northie bitches have not fucked up by south indians, u are a blind idiotic cat, do u know that story?
doing skin business, showing skin, from head to toe etc, nude, naked, pre/post marital affairs etc are ur part of culture.
u guys are living coz of brothel and pimping,it s all ur culture ..not ours …
read the statistics and come and eat my shit …
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We don’t have stupid superstitions about cats in the north. Sorry.
Go fight Pakis and shutup. This argument is a waste of time.
Its pretty obvious that north Indians are far more attractive, far stronger, far braver. Imagine a south Indian versus a Pathan. BAHAHAHAHAHA. You would curl your tail and piss yourself.
We also have all the farmland and we have great cities like Jaipur, Delhi, Chandigarh, Indore and Amritsar. These cities are far cleaner then anything in the rest of the country you can’t deny that. The southern temples are even filthy. I’ve been to the biggest temple in the south it was FILTHY. And the greedy little priests hoarding money in that Tirupati.
The only thing you have is IT. Which you can thank that Chandrababu Nadu for. Without that you’d be far worse off then the north.
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