Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
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What the hell are you talking about? NJ is the richest state per capita. Look it up retard.
Those people in 7-11’s are usually Afghans or Pakistanis. And most of the illegal immigrants, hell immigrants in general from India in the US are south Indians.
North Indians are a minority of immigrants to America. Maybe 20 percent. You Hyderabadis, Madrassis and other dirty people are the biggest population.
And what is your thing with Punjabis and Turbans? north Indians don’t wear turbans except for Sikhs you loser. Have you ever been to Delhi or Udaipur or Chandigarh?
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new jersey is obviously the richest state and thats why you mongrels(north indian turban head chimps) go there like cockroaches and fill up 7/11 shops. and whats big difference between afghens and you? all are camel poop lickers. north indians have motels where they pitch in like 10 in a small room and stink all day. 7/11 janitors are north indians.. and they are so overly populated that they are flooding america and thus bringing the indian community a bad name. south indians dont come to usa in general because they already developed their own areas and with all new technologies in place, they dont have to leave. but these moslem raped TURBAN HEADS.. they are every where. just like cockroaches you should all be gassed
yes all muth fucking northies are turban heads ..no question about it and i wont visit udepor chonegor dolhe abad babbad crap shit cause those places are garbages… all mixed up mongrels pumped in those places
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just google, u can find out how many northies are involved in the immigration scam and human trafficking..Canada is scared of ur cheating techniques and announced citizenship for 45 lakhs..another high commission in chandigarh..just to curb ur entry to the country…u guys used to sleep in the lawns of high commission during the nights at delhi like beggars..i have seen that,.go and take a survey abt the population of northies and southies in canada..
then UK = full of northies,..if u go and whistle,a cab comes,the driver is a northie..
US dept of education survey says, SOUTH indian population is next to chinese in the US for higher studies..u guys just take care of ur buffaloes..some rich shepherds go to UK or Australia and come back with a MBA and start cow dung business..south indian population is larger when compared to the northies in the US coz of the intellectual need in terms of profession,.. what do you northies do in the US? just pissing on the walls…
cut ur crap …incestuous northie maniacs..u guys are nothing but double headed,twisted tongues,cunning and foxy pigs….
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just google, u can find out how many northies are involved in the immigration scam and human trafficking..Canada is scared of ur cheating techniques and announced citizenship for 45 lakhs..another high commission in chandigarh..just to curb ur entry to the country…u guys used to sleep in the lawns of high commission during the nights at delhi like beggars..i have seen that,.go and take a survey abt the population of northies and southies in canada..
then UK = full of northies,..if u go and whistle,a cab comes,the driver is a northie..
US dept of education survey says, SOUTH indian population is next to chinese in the US for higher studies..u guys just take care of ur buffaloes..some rich shepherds go to UK or Australia and come back with a MBA and start cow dung business..south indian population is larger when compared to the northies in the US coz of the intellectual need in terms of profession,.. what do you northies do in the US? just pissing on the walls…
cut ur crap …incestuous northie maniacs..u guys are nothing but double headed,twisted tongues,cunning and foxy pigs….
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I’m pretty sure the census doesn’t discriminate between north and south.
And we are smart, cunning, foxy and at the same time stupid? Amazing!
I’m sorry if you can’t handle the truth, but the vast majority of the people in the US are south Indians.
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And no one in north India was “raped” we smashed the Moghul forces and kept our Hindu/Sikh identities for over 1000 years of occupation.
You should be thanking us and respecting us.
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now fuck that ‘smash’ you freak head. go n do your routine janitor work at 7/11. we wont consider north indians as pure hindus. no body in north india could smash moegl boegl fuckers. all north india moms opened their pussies for moslems greeks and invaders in general. what happens if a man fucks chimpanzee? the result is north india. south preserved the culture and fucked out any one who touched our land. thats why south still has very orthodox hinduism where as north indians dance in groups even in their marriages. the dances are very much like their forefathers(ahfgenesten budabastan crapestan).
your people are so fucked up that we ourselves are unable to decide what attributes should be assigned to you fuckers. and north indians proved their ‘bravery’ by loosing kashmir to pekesten and china.. you dont even do the janitor job properly.
even in sports, the traditional indians (south) have proved that they are better. nobody from north has stamina to play football and win the worldcup.. they still brag about their pseudo might only in india. and when they come out, they are all pussies. south won pride to india by donating players like Mahesh Bhupathi, Amritraj etc.
Just one thing, get the fuck out of india and go back where you actually belong to: afgenesten
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WTF are you talking about? You bury children in the sand and put hooks on your backs. Go pray to murugan you freak. All the important figures in Hindu history come from the NORTH.
The only people we mixed with were the Greeks and that was to make peace with Selecus, Chandragupt married his daughter. That was 2000 + years ago you dolt. You are just angry because you yourself are mixed with the wild men Veddoids of Sri Lanka.
And stop licking asians tiny dick they hate dark skinned people like you.
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And Kashmir isn’t lost you silly fuck. The good parts are in India.
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hey man i wud like to add few things.
i came to chennai in jan 2007 n was worrying how wud i survive here…….see i cant comment on someones dressing sense or eating habits……why shud they eat roti paneer if they like rasam,sambhar,idly,vada and all those pathetic things.
ha ha
this is a place full of shits……ugly people with no mann
ers whatsoever.they still live in 60’s or 70’s.i dont even think they take a bath in a month or so…..very very very conservative……IT’S A PLANET OF APES.
THESE PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO COME OUT AND SEE THE WORLD
BCOZ THEY KNOW ABT THEMSELVES.BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN TAMILNADU ARE ONLY FOUND ON AD HOARDINGS.
Hey man stop this blog bcoz these people will never change.
and u mister lord fucking asshole please ask ur mothers not to open their pussies in front of any body bcoz no body is going to even see it fuckards.u all r ugly bastards in india ………
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