Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
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Good post mate; just adding my two cents. Lord, couldn’t agree more with you on that straight-jacketing-children part..
I don’t really understand why northies keep prodding at southies, esp. on issues that are as simple/subjective as food habits: may be it soothes their deflated ego; or, may be it’s their _only_ identity — “i hate southies ” — passed down from father to son.
To be fair, we can’t blame Ns totally either: anyone who like being what they are and any one who has a strong sense of roots scare mortals; “most” Ns would be glad indeed should someone, even remotely or dubiously, establish that Ns are descendants of Aryans aka Europeans. Such is their “passion” (eh?!) for white skin, I daresay. Am sure “most” southies couldn’t care less as to where we were from. may be because they are _happy_ being what they are: I leave the interpretation to some1 who read Ayan Rand, in particular Fountainhead..
As for i-want-all-to-speak-Hindi, na, no state is under any obligations to pardon one’s left brain deficiencies: it helps to pick vernacular language in a locale, as simple as that.
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Haha you fools. EUROPEANS tried to make out north Indians as “white”. We ARE Aryans. If you know about Sanskrit and real Indian culture you would know that Aryan means honorable man. You people are too busy burying your babies in the sand and putting hooks in your back to figure it out.
There was never even talk about this whiteness until hundreds of European scholars descended on north India and tried to pick apart our language and culture. North Indians have never wanted to be anybody else. Its amazing how thankless the south Indians are.
No wonder everyone hates you. Leave it to a south Indian to turn a discussion into a racial one.
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Aryans. Hmmm so by ‘Aryans’ you mean the Hitler defined definition? Oh well you are not. Go to russia, say the same thing, you can notice what will happen to you. But using a normal discretion, how can one even compare the brownie north indian to a caucasian(real Aryans). North indians resemble arabs. If you see those turbans, dancing (bengra?) and those circle breads, its a lot similar to afghanistans and arabs. Aryan’s food is entirely different. You obviously don’t resemble nordics or germans. Just a bunch of brown bags. We (south indians) can give you money and food for you to fight pakistan and guard us. We obviously hired you on your lives.This shows how many north indians are in the army. Just like americans hired blacks to die in Iraq, we did it to you guys.
By the way, you father told you to hate southies and you tell your son to pull off a grenade in south indian cities… don’t you think you are a sonofa’arab’? Freaky jehadists..
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How are you calling people who defend the Hindu faith jihadis?
Sikhs wear Turbans and I’d like to see you say that Arab comment to a Sikhs face. I would just love to see that.
And what food could you give us? Some rice diarrhea trash? What money? We sent you money for the Tsunami you have never helped India at all. Join the army do some volunteer work then maybe people will stop calling you madrassis.
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well well .. rice and diarrhea; sure if you deserve them we can throw that to you. Anyway for keyboard warriors, explanations would just lead to more deeper debates. tsunami did hit tamilnadu but umm you describe it as if only north came to help? prolly you ‘also’ did, but you are not alone. Most contribution came from south- heck tamilnadu herself did most of the work! Andhra donated money/men/doctors/medicines and clothes along with rest of south states when gujerat quakes killed thousands. I dont have to detail it as we helped the nation and continue to do so. And you basically are watching your TV and browsing the goddamn internet cause of the satellites launched by ISRO( a south dominated organization). We bring the technology and commercialization to you and you imbibe hatred against us to your children. Dont you feel ashamed? South indians are behind DRDO , brahmos project leader is south india, abdul kalam gave nukes to india. List goes on, my friend.
Again, whats the big difference between Arabs and you north indians? Aren’t you all turban heads? And yeah I’ve seen your ‘proud’ sikhs shaving their head off after coming to usa. Be proud
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Ns are Aryans, eh?! That is what I call generations of straight-jacketing. Quite a tickle though, honestly! May be your granpa told you that, but , na, here in south we do things lil differently: sadly for you, our brains tend to work; so, we are taught to ask for evidence/proof even if it is straight from our granpa. As for the racial crap, hark, no one had _ever_ decisively established the origin(s) of Indians and claiming that NIs are Aryans, is at best, wistful longing! Am not sure if any southie, unlike “most” Ns, ever be bothered about where they are from and which race they belong to. To me it appears that a non-political Southie seldom is bothered about his/her race/origin: may be it simply doesn’t matter to them; that it matters is to appreciate what we are now.
Being diligent enough to spot that Ns are standing on the Aryan Race quick sand, does not make a southie a racist. On the other hand, I could see how much this Aryan pseudo crap means to you.. sad..
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Aryan is a Sanskrit word you morons. Have you done any Sanskrit studies? Aryan isn’t a race. And Europeans WERE the ones who tried to insinuate that North Indians had Indo-Aryan ancestry not anyone in India.
If you dislike north India so much maybe you should get rid of your name “ram”. Ram was from Ayodhya north India. not Manaaliggappam south India.
All your funding comes from Delhi, the capital, in NORTH INDIA. All your food comes from PUNJAB HARYANA UTTAR PRADESH MADHYA PRADESH in NORTH INDIA. There wouldn’t be any satellietes or anything at all in South India without north Indian funding and foodstuff. The Green revolution happened in NORTH INDIA it took India out of starvation. Although you South Indians still look like you are starving.
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Oh and a north Indian created the ISRO btw.
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There comes the talebanish self in you. north india created this that .. my ass. BIMARU states are indias problems. Too much population(like moslems) and rat worshiping turban heads. Well we dont eat those freaky circle breads and more likely share our staple food with other east asian countries(which are many times prosperous than india). But you arabs… since when did you become capable of ‘funding’ anyone? Satellites are not for south india you retard I said its for india. And by eating tandori and selling slippers you cant launch satellites. It needs a different quality. With out south india, north india will be anything like iraq iran or afgenesten.
There are million times more number of leppers and beggers in north india LOL! Look at your per capita income and literacy levels… you pathetic arabs. Finally , we dont want your yucky food .. go and smear your curry to yourself
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You said the satellites were made by South Indians. Thats blatantly false. ISRO was created by someone from central India and it has many north Indians working within it.
The only reason they launch from south India is because it is closer to the equator and it has a climate suitable for launching rockets.
Oh and the Asians hate people with dark skin. So good luck with that.
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