Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
The Bach 
iam a tamilian who stays in hyderabad.
i can speak fluently telugu,tamil,kannada,english,hindi and urdu.
iam well versed in all these languages.
but i personally find telugu as the most developed language if its grammar and script.
telugu language has the more number of alphabets among all indian languages.
pronounciation can be done very accuraely in telugu.
me being a tamil,i accept that tamil has a very less number of alphabets and an irregular pronounciation.
telugu is also the widely spoken language among all south indian languages.
even in chenani 35 % of the people are telugu next to tamils.
bangalaore and chennai have sizable telugus.
bangalore is much multi lingual where a person can easily understand hindi,kannada,tamil,telugu and english.
tamil is considered as ancient,telugu as sweeter language ,kannaada as sisetr of telugu and malayalam as broher of tamil.
telugu is called the “ITALIAN OF THE EAST”.as there are only 2 languages in this world where all the words end with vowel sounds(only italian and telugu).
all south idian languages are highly infuenced by sanskrit.
there are many loan words from sanskrit like santosham,anandam,rahasyam in all tamil,telugu,kannada and malayayalam.
mayayalam is higly influened by sanskrit and tamil.
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Do you know bachodi, because of people like you india still has racism. I’m a north indian too, what do you think about yourself man. If you hate chennai so much why are you working there. Because you didnt get job anywhere in india. and if you such hatred in your leave the state and get back to your small village. We are indians, we know english but still we like to speak in hindi because we are more comfortable in this. Please get up and smell the coffee, its morning now, dont behave adivasis in your area……
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Bachodi, what kind of name do you have, sounds like kachodi. But dont worry nobody is going to eatyou up man. And you talk about south indian names just because they add some alphabets in their name as H. You said even dogs eat curd and rice, do you rememberthe story we learnt in schools, greedy dog he ate roti but not curd rice. South indians ask rice from northies, but dont forget you are working in chennai, southies gave job to people like you kachodi. And about idli sambhar dosa you said, that you dont get anyhting to eat other than this. Please open up your school geography book and read it again, wheat is staple food of north and rice is staple food of south. So you get the same there. If you dont like to eat idli, cook your own food, i think you can do that. idlis are so famous in india that wherever you go you will get them. But parathas are not so famous thats you dont get them everywhere, understood. You said, nobody from south came in war of kargil, are you so old, were you there in that war? All indians are good at thier work as they can. Please I request you, stop creating separation in indians heart. You are in India think like an indian not like alien. “The hero is who understands the resposibilty which comes with his freedom”. If you have freedom of speech understand its responsibility.
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Bachodi u need to grow up…. If you think dis is ur way of getting ride of hypocracy den 1st you stop being a hypocrate…. This blog is read by many people and if u feel dat dis is ur new mantra of bringing awareness den u have totally lost it…. Wut is ur problem with idli…. Any one wud enjoy good food….whether its paratha , idli dosa or pasta…. wut difference does it make…..
# “Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)”
You & ur friends decide to reject some one just bcuz she likes idli….. i hav many nothindian friends who enjoy idli dosa…… so ….. big deal …. do dey become southindians…. You hav probably focused ur personal stress on southindians…..
If u hate your place/job den u need to change your job or change your self….
For your information in 1989 during de partition of India SriLanka…. There were “Dravidans”famlies in Lanka
who gave refuge to de Indian Army men ….
Wen a baby is born dey dont choose to be a North Indian or a South Indian….. So dont be ridiculus & be a racist…..
# “People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout)
So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus”
So do people in Bihar shout n scratch each others face n run out of de bus screaming “Bachodi Bachodi Bachodi”…. Wut do u want? …. Attention !!!
Happy now you got all kinds of attention…..
I shall pray for your brain….
# “No need to worry for Tsunami, because noone will be left to cry on your grave.”
God save the people of chennai from the walking~talking tsunami~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
# “Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.”
Dat shud be good for you … you hav plenty of time to cook phulkas & parathas & fart…. you and your naughty wind ……
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Sorry Partion of India Lanka ….. 1959
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Bachodi avare i think its better to close this link for comments
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@Prasanna,
Thanks for the comment (and well wishes you have shown), I don’t think I need to close comments here. Its their “freedom of speech they are using”. Let them…
@Vinay and Esha,
I really don’t think you have read this post completely. You have completely misunderstood one of the comments with my post. (Or you just had a glance and took me as a racist prick) This is a very very funny situation for me to explain myself. Please read it once again and let me see if there is any change in your comments. (if you have please mail it to me , i shall modify your previous comments )
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LOL 😉 Bach, getting bullied? Why don’t you ask them to go to hell?
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Dear anonymous, please dont be afraid to give your name on blogs.
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Bachodi, good to hear your comments about indians. I’m an advocate in bombay high court. I warn you legally to take this blog out. I cannot change your views against south indians but can surely make this a legal matter in court. Beware.
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