Nobody needs to teach Indian hypocrisy and stereotyping; it’s a gift in their blood. We love to laugh at another person’s mole on his nose, while we are standing in a pit full of cow dung. South Indians disliking north Indians, North Indians don’t like south Indians and both together dislike north-east Indians. In fact North-east Indians itself is new usage, for the rest of India they are just “Chinkis”. It’s not racist, just sense of humor.
One more thing common among all of them is “my daddy … Strooongest!!!’. We have the best culture, language, community and nature; we are best analyzers, psychologists and of course rest of them live in a fish pond. Those people don’t like Mohanlal to be hero in this age are O.K with Rishi Kapur dancing with girl of his grand daughter’s age. We are O.K with Salman Khan’s pink trouser but Vijaykanth’s yellow shirt is so funny.
One of the most general and popular “happy to be ignorant” story is about a place called Madras in India. People live there are madarassis. For south Indians it is one metropolitan city which is now named as Chennai. But unfortunately for north Indians it is a wide unexplored area comes in south to Maharashtra and Orissa. (For north east Indians it does not matter. Geographically south India has four different states and six to seven different languages, for north Indians it is just madras. The rest of the India thinks whole madras speaks one language Tamil and they survive with Idly Sambar Vada. We made a big deal when Celebrity big brother’s sister did not learn Shilpa’s name isn’t it?
Knowing Hindi is one more misconception around. People worried why rest of the world not bothered learn Hindi. Well why should they? States are organized as linguistic regions. Every state has its own language; they are official and national language as Hindi. Why complain people over there don’t understand my language?
This kind of assumptions and misconceptions works other way round also. Kashmiri’s don’t love India, Bengali’s don’t take bath, Assamee’s are extremists etc. Generally this or any of such issues are fought in mails and posts. One starts and there will be avalanche of mails/comments, cause it’s easy to write offending mails/posts.
This post ( This is Indian Racism) I can mention here is a person who is pissed off with the terrorism panic in Bangalore. People of North Indian origin is asked to register details in nearby police station (to be sure he has no records) and this guy goes Fs ad Bs. There was an analysis and it was found any of south Indians did not participate in freedom fights.
Now my message to those living out in their ponds like the frogs who never knew what it is like being outside….
You guys ever knew how a war is fought (65, 71, Kargil )? None from South Indian community was ever engaged in Struggle for Freedom
The stupids of North India fight for India, die for India and u guys say they all are terrorists and you are different coz they are Northies. huh!!! Thanklessness Personified!!!! God forbid, if anything like Tsunami occurs again, from North Indian people’s side, nothing will change. These Pseudo Indians will ask for Rice from North Indians. And then we North Indians will donate it and don’t worry we will not poison it then.
Grow up you South Indians…I wish u cud…
Update: all Fs and Bs are deleted in his post.
Strange analyses and may be it explains lot of things. Biharis getting kicked in Assam can be argued right back since Battle of Plassy ( seventeen hundreds I guess ), don’t ask me connection . And of course why marathi’s hate kannadiga’s in belagam ( currently Belagavi I guess ) is because kannadiga’s did not fight for Shivaji against Aurangazeb five hundred years back. May be they did but that is not a point.
One mails also I want to mention here. Some techie living in Chennai, has lot of complaints. Some of them may be valid, the others I tried to answer here (and send him a link to this post )
Language – Tamil, Tamil and Tamil. Even if they know Hindi, they dont speak up.
Aren’t there any place where India where Hindi Hindi and only Hindi , or Bengali Bengali and only Bengali ? When you are not learning a local language when you are living in it , why are you expecting them to learn a language which is rarely used in their town. and about “even if they know Hindi they dont speak is highly exaggerated. There are some proud , conservative people but they are exceptional cases. Why would an auto driver or a cigarette shop owner ( Most of the time you interact with only these ) does not talk to you in Hindi ( even if he knows ) . There is life he has and he needs to earn to live.
Food – Idly, sambhar, rice, dosa, vada, pongal We have to cook our food ourselves (unbelievable naa). “Even dogs eat curd rice ,”
Once we saw a girl in the food court, she was looking and acting like a north Indian. My friend became exited and planned to talk to her, but just then we noticed her breakfast and then “dil ke armaan aansuon mein beh gaye”, she was having pongal. (disguise!!)
What about places where only roti, naan, alu parantha? Dude what will you do if you go to Italy ? eat pizza / pasta or complain that you don’t get Tanduri items
We asked an auto driver, “Hindi aati hai”?. He replied in Hindi “Hindi nahi aati”.
At least that. If a tamilian comes to Delhi or Mumbai and asks “Tamil terima ?/kannada barutta ” will he reply as ” teriyad/gottila ” . He will say ” go to hell / bhad me jao ” isn’t it ?
The most common suffix here is ‘a’, e.g. straight – straighta 2 cup tea – 2 cupa tea
Local language influence. Have you ever defined “Istyle ” and “Iskool “
When there is a ‘t’ in any name, they add ‘h’ to it. jayant – jayanth bharat – bharath . Here is a culture of adding mystical alphabets after ones’s name, like Mahesh R, Sandeep T etc.
Why do always people think their language is best and according to UNICODE standards ? Does people here write ” athal ” for ” atal bihari “. I have written about it here as What’s wrong with your name
Some more of them I don’t want to answer(and which also doesn’t need one ).
Here you cannot buy a needle after 6 PM (strange) No life after 9 PM.
Weather – summer from October to feb and rest of the year it’s deadly summer.
Cable connection is of no use here as only tamil channels are broadcasted on cable TV, if anyone wanna watch hindi channels then you need to buy a set up box (Rs.4000).People – We never heard anyone laughing here (I wonder if they ever laugh or shout) So conservative, that noone talks even in the bus
The Bach 
For the LAST time I am not Sikh I am Hindu.
I just posted that video so you would learn a bit about Sikhism. I am Hindu, 90 percent of Haryana is and 40 percent of Punjab is. Look it up.
My father studied SANSKRIT in Delhi. I know a lot more about Hinduism and Sikhism than you judging from your posts. Turban head god? Are you talking about Guru Nanak or Guru Gobind Singh? If so you need to watch your mouth, because both were Hindus and are respected by Hindus to this day.
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@ lord – WELL SAID 🙂
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@ ” Haryana ”
finally religion !!! i know you have none left except that,you are a religious and linguistic FANATIC ! Started preaching religions? people are changed,u cant win …
SANSKRIT ?? life saving medicine ?? LOL !!..me either studied sanskrit..im not feeling proud.
i have different opinions about religions and languages,u could not accept those, coz you are intellectually handicapped..i dont want to pump your blood and give u a cardiac arrest ..
you uncivilized people are nothing but domestic disturbance and stains of india..
1st one – nice video ..by the way…what are they doing? bhangra ??
have u escaped from a mental asylum? go and shout your rules in your asylum..we have never wanted to work in the military,coz ..u northies are there,better dont come to south india for your food…
stop monkeying,please atleast educate ur children…
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a hindu went arab way, wore turban and you all mixed up crap started praying him. growing hair in and out, bringing up children against south indians, eating weird bread circles and finally moving in circles with a sword … LMAO!! Yes i called your north indian god as turban head god. for he didn’t teach his children the right principles. prolly he started injecting the anti south feelings in his disciples.
southern religions are orthodox and they teach morals. our parents never taught us to hate north india or insult north indians. probably it has got to do with the maturity that the southern people have over northern bloody rats.
by the way, whats the big difference between a moslem, sekh, and a north indian hindu? don’t you all resemble the same afgenestens?
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I would like to say although Vivekananda says there is no division between south and north, its just the British way of divide and conquer. But i would like to still say the north indians are barbaric in origin. The prove, when India was becoming a Budhhist nation, India gave birth to the greatest individual, The Great SRI ADI SANKARA, who preserved the Sanatana Dharma. He taught the highest knowledge from the Upanishads (Advaita Vedanta). He saved the nation.For all the stupid north indians, make no mistake , He was a SOUTH INDIAN. Saving india includding your north indian smelly asses ..He was from Kerala , a SOUTH INDIAN….So no matter what u say, in spirituality and culture ,the south are the Kings, u north are just a piece of sh#t..
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Please, learn the truth from South India and live like a human…
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You idiots India fell APART because of Buddhism.
We didn’t defend ourselves and became weak, impotent people. South Indian people still are this way. We learned how the world really is.
India is rich in resources, people have always wanted that. If we left you cowardly, ugly weak people in charge of defense you would sell our country to the highest bidder. Just like you did to Tipu Sultan. A Sikh or Hindu from North India would have smashed that diry muslim to pieces!! You worshipped him and wanted his sword back. Instead of getting the swords of our real warriors like Prithviraj Chauhan, Ranjit Singh, Shivaji you wanted some Mullahs sword. Shows how weak you are!!
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these fucking turban heads are boring mother fuckers. there has to be something that should occur, that will eliminate all these mother fucker in a day. that will be the end of india’s under development.
every human being has something called ‘shame’. even after getting defeated by china, LTTE these non humans (which is true because they are sons of rape) don’t have shame while bragging about themselves.
south indians saved north indians from getting convereted into islam. even then they dont have gratitude. they are so traitors that they kill their protectors. if south indians weren’t strongly fighting for hinduism, every north indian would go to that fucking mosjed to pray ollah for five fucking times… what a losers LOL!!!
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1) what i said was correct abt ADI SANKARA,
i have made a very comprehensive research
abt what you posted (before and after)…YOU ARE WRONG , COMPLETELY WRONG …
even some of your north Indian websites say what i posted …go and search ..there are so much of information…
so ….
don’t preach ur own framed rules and truths..
dont project any false information..
u have to bark like a dog..nobody will listen..
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2) you northies have already sold the country, your wives, sisters, daughters and mothers to all the invaders….u shameless cowards…and
u are shouting abt ur religion and spirituality here,when you have no idea abt the meaning of those words , atleast..u northies have no self-respect…
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3) go and understand geography first ..then understand history …
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Georgraphy and history?
Both of you can’t even SPELL the names of northern cities. Why even bother to talk about geography and history?
Chandigorh? Jepore? Circle breads?
You are idiots. South Indians are only good at math.
They are physically weak, ugly, short and cowardly.
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as if north indians are all beautiful and strong. in general north indians stil retain their niggerish weird nose shapes and dark brown skin. i can clearly see the bubble like endings of many freaking northie faces. who knows? prolly the poster here may be ugly as shit too (owing to the rapes by many races, which included africans)
we are good at math and preserving the culture, civilized behavior and what not. We obviously dont eat the circle breads which the north indians can share with their forefathers(pakestan, afgenesten) . we influenced thai, chinese, japanese to discover the importance of rice. even the southern americans including mexicans eat rice.. they are not fanatical lovers of circle breads (with a goddamn curry which almost resembles a colored shit … moley kufte something?)
oh yeah … these north indian mongrels come to usa and start liking coffee… in india they drink that herbal tea stuff, which the americans spit on. slowly they change colors like chameleon. shit.. if i were to be a north indian, i would have fired my skull off due to the low life that a north indian background gives me… still we have 79% of the population which is north indian (all rats).. they dont even have shame to produce so many rats..shit shit shit
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