Facts about Rajani

Some facts about Rajanikant

  • Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
  • When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  • Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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  • Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
  • If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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14 thoughts on “Facts about Rajani

  1. Just to add something:
    * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off
    * Rajnikant can divide by zero
    * Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
    * Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick
    * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

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  2. Monkey can do only monkey activity and not acting. Hhe is biggest monkey i have ever seen. A big bullshit actor(unfortunately i have say him actor). I do not know who made him bullshit

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