Some facts about Rajanikant
- Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
- When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
- Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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- Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
- If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
- James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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This was really a good read for a super laugh 4 in the morning……
Few more to add to the list……
2 .Rajnikanth can divide zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete d Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in d chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11.at last but not the least his email-id: email@example.com
wat the fuck ur talking abt ranijini superstar no one beat the dog and the cat by rajini