I know cooking now.., it’s easy. Please try sometime. Rice:
- Open the packet of rice
- Put it in rice cooker, switch on.
- When get switched off, eat it. If something remains eat tomorrow. If some more.. Eat the day after.. and so on.
Rasam
- Prepare Rasam
- Add yesterday’s left over Rasam. Eat it with rice. Leftovers, add it to next day Rasam. Repeat the process till Saturday
- On Sunday, throw the remaining and wash the utensils. Eat pizza.
Maggy
- Put maggy in boiling water.
- Throw the burnt maggy, and eat the eatable chunk of it. Throw the rest
Parantha
- Take it from freezer and put it on hot pan. Eat it with priya pickle.
- Use “chimrta” to turn it in pan. ( if you don’t have one , keep the band-aid ready )
See, I told you… Cooking is not rocket science.
The Bach 
Hi chief Chef,
What’s on the menu today ? 😉
Yes, you are right… cooking is so easy.
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Set eggs to boil.
Forget eggs while watching cricket on TV.
Peel off the burnt shell, enjoy the smokey (charred) flavoured eggs.
I did it again today.
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Hilarious….Hey Bach maybe you can start putting together your own cookbook 😉
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Very funny…. LOL!!!
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No recipes for non-veg 😦 … Don’t say order non-veg pizza 😉
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lol….till now, I was so afraid of any kind of cooking, but you have made it look so simple!
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One of my easy recipes:
1. ask mum to cook something
2. eat
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rofl 🙂
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sounds like u are having a feast everyday over there….
why dont u also learn to cook curd and hot water…
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Very impressive. You are ready to cook a cookery show and win an award for the best recipe. Keep your speech ready 😉
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