To my dear future wife

To my dear future wife,

I don’t care how do you look. I don’t give a damn about how much do you weigh. These are all immaterial in a proper Indian arranged marriage/remarriage ( with Indian culture incorporated in it). What i am asking is you to follow proper culture and customs – which is the same tradition which we celebrated from years.

If you still dint understand, forward this to your dad. tell him these are the things he needs to take care.

  • I am a post graduate in a world class institute and currently working in a reputed multinational. My current market rate is min of 25 Lack rupees. Just for you i am relaxing the rates. Let be in dollars and just 22 Lacks.

  • I don’t like two wheelers, they are unsafe and inefficient with me and you ( two hundred KGs ) on it. Ask your dad Ford. (By ask i mean insist )

  • I estimate you can always carry minimum of 5 to 6 kg of gold. its just for a day ( the day you are getting married ). (Please refer the example picture ) Later I shall decide what to do with it. I am a good investor , and I bet the best in horse race.

  • I would like to have ( need ) a grand party for me and my friends. We take “teacher’s” and “Vat69”. See i am making it cheaper, I dint ask for Jack Danial’s ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • There are several other requests , I shall let you know as and when it comes to my mind. But beware I have five Lt of kerosene ready, I wont hesitate to use it as all Indian cultured dudes have done.

Example: This is picture to illustrate how much dowry you can bring to me. After looking at this I felt I should be following Indian culture of taking dowry and throwing all ethics to a pit. good luck.


News : “New Gold mine found in India” ๐Ÿ˜‰

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17 thoughts on “To my dear future wife

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    I think some woman organizations will picket your blog site soon. With the kind of law and IPC on womans side, you can be in jail for ever dude!!

    Well, if you throw in some political connections – that would add value to the investment too.



  2. Good Lord!

    And yes, Mohan is right….be careful for the next few days……….

    Thanks for the blogroll, the honor is mine…….and reciprocated.


  3. Bach you can ask for Ford in return ur would be better half will demand for Merc (lets reduce it toHyundai Sonata )

    You might ask for 5 to 6 Kgs of gold think its granted and later she will demand half of her wt( lets reduce it to 1/4) of gold !!!!!

    Investment doesnt matter becoz for all the returns you will be paying IT returns. So she wont even bother abt peanuts!!!!

    Regarding Vat69 Im not sure about the cost in India but the one our company gifted to the Governor in US “THE MACALLAN” is worth 5000USD and what if she demands that and that too without SODA.

    Need rethink or going ahead with ur decision ???? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    Dont underestimate AAJ KI NARI when we have king maker who cares about King !!!!!!


  4. Ha Ha… @Goldmine.

    And I agree with Mohan. You need to be more careful than me now (having written that bold & true poem) !!

    BTW, the list was very small… I could have added a few more points.


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