Forward this to 10 friends, or else ..


Few of my friends are increasingly afraid of mail Gods lately.  They are flooding inbox with their new fears, asking me to forward the mails to few my friends. Unfortunately I block them or mark as spams, they are still good friends.

It would be big waste of time, if I keep replying them. Instead, I thought, they better idea would be post it here and send them the link. May be I can keep adding the sample Gods to this list, when a mail arrives I can say “Gotcha! I already got these months back; I read it and took no action, and here I am safe and sound!”

In case you get such a mail, instead of forwarding, please reply (to all) and ask them to grow up.

Two samples in my collection :

Sample 1 :

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Class 1 Officer of Indian government  received this picture and called it ‘junk mail’, 8 days later his husband died. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies…his surprise was winning the  10 crorerupees  & promotion in job

T. Ratan  received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: she lost her job and he lost his family.

This picture is miraculous and sacred, don’t forget to forward this within 1 days to at least 20 people. Do Not Forget to forward and you will receive a huge surprise!!

sorry couldn’t ignore

Sample 2

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The President of Argentina received this picture and called it “junk mail”. 8 days later his son died..

A man received this picture & immediately sent out copies..his surprise was winning the lottery.

Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: She lost her job & he lost his family.

This picture is miraculous & sacred. Forward to 10 people, but not the person who sent it to you.

You were chosen to receive this novena. The moment you receive it, say:

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all of your goals this year.

For all of 2010, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance.

Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down…

I knocked at heaven’s door this morning. God asked me, “My child! What can I do for you?” And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message’. This is a Novena from Mother Theresa that started in 1952. It has never been broken.

Within 48 hours, send 20 copies (or as many as you can – God does know if you don’t have 20 people
to send it to. It’s the effort and intent that counts.) to family and friends.

This is a powerful Novena.

Couldn’t hurt. Can only help.Please do not break it

How to convert an indian to christianity


This is what happens when kids read holy books instead of history and geography. She says “My friend Sara is Indian and I learned about her culture and realized she needs to become christian, I wanna save her but right now its not looking so good :(.

Learned about her culture ??? common you dont not even know the difference between India and Africa for crying out loud. It worries me that this kid who doesn’t even know what religion is, how notorious and stupid it is, is trying to convert some one for fun (or may be a school project)!

You know what kiddo, you tried with an Indian friend. Try it with a middle east kid next time and let us know how it worked out for you…