What do I hate Twitter – part 2

Sometime back I blogged on “why do I hate twitter” and most of you did not agree with me. Even most of my friends hated me for hating twitter! they weren’t convinced. Well, here is my second attempt. Not exactly ‘my’ attempts, I picked these up, to strengthen my point that Twitter as confirmed spamming service.

First  is one from one of my colleagues- giri, how to spam twitter, which is a “comprehensive report of a research” where he studied tweets from all the tweet birds he followed.  Its more than “lmao” level hilarious! Let me paste some of his points, could really help for newbies.

If you had masala dosa with coconut chutney, tweet it. If you are having your lunch, tweet about it using your left hand. Tweet your evening snacks. Tweet that you are going for a tea break. Tweet even if a fly has entered your mouth. Oh yes, don’t forget to tweet it when you are hungry,

All natural occurrences must be tweeted without fail. Farts, sneezes, cough, sleep, yawn, etc must be tweeted before, after and during the event occurrences

No matter what time zone you live in, just tweet good morning, good afternoon, good day, good night, nice weekend, etc… just like you would wish any real person.

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Second part is a you tube video, again thanks giri for the tip.

“I need to create a way to blog .. that is this.. random and incoherenct like writing on a bathroom wall… because normal blogging is tideus and for fully formed ideas…”