Saat Khoon Maaf has been underperforming at the box office! What did you expect? You should have anticipated it when you brought that plot for Europe, which does not fit in our “Indian culture”,. I mean, a woman with 7 husbands!, and she kills all of them – what a slut!. Did you not know … Continue reading Review: 7 Khoon Maaf
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Review: Dhobi Ghat
An art film, to me, falls into either of two categories. One kind strikes audience with a brilliant sigh, making us wonder how a complex thought can be so simply put (E.g. Black Swan). The other kind is a folder of scribbles thrown at you, which does not make any sense even if you arrange … Continue reading Review: Dhobi Ghat
Tees Maar Khan (aka Sheela Ki Jawani)
If Farah Khan thinks she can make a stupid movie with a fantastic item number and make it a biggest blockbuster, she probably is right. It works for Indian audience, and me. Tees Maar Khan was a houseful show in the middle of the week; probably it will remain so for rest of the holidays, … Continue reading Tees Maar Khan (aka Sheela Ki Jawani)
My take on Guzarish
Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s movies are like epic poems. “Khamoshi” was a poem, “Hum dil de chuke sanam” was a masterpiece, “Devdas” was an epic and “Black” was all of them. Then, he got tired of presenting poems. Now he presents only drafts - unfinished ones. Guzarish is one among them; it seems that he dint … Continue reading My take on Guzarish
Beware of Hisss
Hisss was presented as revolutionary horror and (in quotes)”bold”. Well it’s not! It’s a B-grade soft-core (in quotes) “pornographic” disaster. If you need more explanation; it is pathetic, pointless, terrible and crappy in every department including that much celebrated Khan dude. It did not look like the movie had a director or a script. Every … Continue reading Beware of Hisss
The Bach 