Forward this to 10 friends, or else ..


Few of my friends are increasingly afraid of mail Gods lately.  They are flooding inbox with their new fears, asking me to forward the mails to few my friends. Unfortunately I block them or mark as spams, they are still good friends.

It would be big waste of time, if I keep replying them. Instead, I thought, they better idea would be post it here and send them the link. May be I can keep adding the sample Gods to this list, when a mail arrives I can say “Gotcha! I already got these months back; I read it and took no action, and here I am safe and sound!”

In case you get such a mail, instead of forwarding, please reply (to all) and ask them to grow up.

Two samples in my collection :

Sample 1 :

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Class 1 Officer of Indian government  received this picture and called it ‘junk mail’, 8 days later his husband died. A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies…his surprise was winning the  10 crorerupees  & promotion in job

T. Ratan  received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: she lost her job and he lost his family.

This picture is miraculous and sacred, don’t forget to forward this within 1 days to at least 20 people. Do Not Forget to forward and you will receive a huge surprise!!

sorry couldn’t ignore

Sample 2

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The President of Argentina received this picture and called it “junk mail”. 8 days later his son died..

A man received this picture & immediately sent out copies..his surprise was winning the lottery.

Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies but they forgot to distribute: She lost her job & he lost his family.

This picture is miraculous & sacred. Forward to 10 people, but not the person who sent it to you.

You were chosen to receive this novena. The moment you receive it, say:

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all of your goals this year.

For all of 2010, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance.

Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down…

I knocked at heaven’s door this morning. God asked me, “My child! What can I do for you?” And I said, ‘Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message’. This is a Novena from Mother Theresa that started in 1952. It has never been broken.

Within 48 hours, send 20 copies (or as many as you can – God does know if you don’t have 20 people
to send it to. It’s the effort and intent that counts.) to family and friends.

This is a powerful Novena.

Couldn’t hurt. Can only help.Please do not break it

Please forward this to 10 friends, right now…


Chain mails are like Bollywood movies, they will be obviously illogical, they emotionally blackmail and we still read it and forward.

I received my first chain mail when I was eight. It was a 15 paisa post card asking me to post 10 others. A famous god’s (Dharmastala Manjunatha) story was written in it. Though I wasn’t atheist those days, I chose ice-candies over post cards. Now they are e-mails. Somebody clicks “Thirupathi balaji’s photo” or “Shirdi sai’s rare photo” and my inbox get flooded. These got reduced ever since I started to reply to these mails with some @#$%# words. Neither flying pig shat on my head nor did any god curse me.

Here is latest of them I got. Mail claims that cockroaches survive in stomach gulping my gastric juices, eating my weekend pizzas. May be they come to my ears and listen to Pink Floyds too…

A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.

A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!

There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist…This is a true story reported on CNN.

Andy Hume wrote: “Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn’t believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven’t licked an envelope for years!”

Copy this post, paste it in your mail editor and mail it to 10 people right now. Or else, a flying pig will … You know it.