I overheard this in jubilee line, an American lady talking to a co-passenger.

“Do you have Starbucks in London?
… Staarbucks
… as in coffee house?
… in London?
… Oh you dooo!!
… Lovvely!!
… Thank God for that!!… “

It was very easy to guess the next, no points for that.

“… what about McDonald’s!?”

It’s London Madamme, not North Pole!! Every successful shop owner in US opens second branch in London. Did you know about a city called London before this, or you just read it in your boarding pass for the first time?

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On a related topic let me share this Joke with this, ..enjoy.

A world-wide survey was conducted by the UN and the only question asked was… : “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure because…:

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” means.
In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” means.
In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” means.
In China they didn’t know what “opinion” means.
In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” means.
In South America they didn’t know what “please” means.
In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” means!!!